Hey. Miceal Kearney’s one of the most inventive, versatile, and daring young poets I’ve come across in the last few years. He’s got a debut collection ‘Written at Work’ , coming out next month with Doire Press in Galway. Here’s an e-interview with the man himself:
You are the inventor of the critical term ‘arse-vomit’. Can you tell us what this term means and how you came to develop it?
Well, like a lot of poets, it was the magpie in me that came up with that term. I heard the brother use it first, in a different context to the way I use it. It’s from my poem ‘The First Church of the Slam’— ‘nobody likes arse-vomit, explains, the reasons why: keep to a minimum…’ I heard someone read a poem once; it was only eight lines, but he talked for ten minutes about the poem. Which completely killed the poem.
Performance poet, slam poet, sham poet, live poet…which one are you and why?
None of thee above: I’m just a poet. I’ve serious poems about the death of my Gran, funny poems about computers, poems about cats pissing in your shoes and about suicide bombers.
I submit to magazines, and if they are taken people read them. But if I get a reading, people come to hear my poems; and that’s it, as far as I’m concerned.
Have you felt the target of envy since you won the coveted Cuirt Slam last year?
The brother once ask me—“Do you go to the slams and the people there say: God not you”
But to answer the question, no.
What does it feel like to be the champion?
Nice.
How important was the live poetry scene in Galway to your technical development as a writer?
Very important. Without places like Over The Edge, Ruby Room and North Beach Slams, which not only to gives an excellent opportunity for poets to air their work. You also get to hear other poets work. Meet new people, exchange ideas…’what ya think of this….’ and such.
You can write forever, alone in your room but without the help and support of organisations and magazines; you won’t go far.
Some people say the live poetry scene is all about shagging, getting high, showing off and other sweeties in the goody-bag of human existence. How true is that?
The goody-bag of human existence: that’s an interesting term, do you get to fill the goody-bag
or is it handed to you and have to make do with what you pull out?
I suppose it’s like everything else: you’ll get that.
You’re not having any blurb on your book cover. How come?
To be honest, I don’t like them.
Where would you rather live- Galway, Amsterdam, Brighton or Ljubliana, and why?
Well now (wink, wink)…Galway. County Galway, in the town of the little oak (Ballinderreen)—
born, bred and hopefully die there. It’s my home and where my heart is.
How do you make God laugh?
By making myself laugh.
Tell us about your book now.
The book is titled ‘Written at Work’ It is my debut collection from Doire Press. It is about nature and the farm. The realities of farm life which can be cruel, beautiful and at times funny. Here are two examples—
‘The Calves Field’
In this place, among the moss and ferns,
a lot of my childhood is buried.
So, also, are the unlucky calves.
‘Delivered by Jack’
Then one random day these annoying little fuckers
are treated to a production of barnyard ballet;
where myself and Dad
pirouette and perform
the nutcracker.
The book, I feel, is one movement of a cycle, a journey from childhood to manhood, coupled with the changes along the way; both personal and how ‘that way of life’ has changed—
’Under a Sapling Beech’
…Common Agricultural Policies,
ALDI and arthritis have made redundant
the grey bucket that brought the spuds
into mother.
MIceál Kearney, 27, lives in the West of Ireland, working on the family farm. The eldest in a family of four. Writing poetry since 2001. Published in Ireland, England and America. Winner of the 2006 Cuisle, 2007 Baffle Bard and 2007 Cúirt Poetry Grand Slam’s. Short-listed twice for the 2007 Cinnamon Press Poetry Award.